> Facts is survived by two brothers, Rumor and Innuendo, and a sister, Emphatic
Assertion.
— Facts, 360 BC – 2012 AD – Chicago Tribune
[http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-04-19/news/ct-talk-huppke-obit-facts-20120419_1_facts-philosopher-opinion]
In a mock obituary of the death of Facts, Rex Huppke shares how “facts grew up”
from being about