facts

> Facts is survived by two brothers, Rumor and Innuendo, and a sister, Emphatic Assertion. — Facts, 360 BC – 2012 AD – Chicago Tribune [http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-04-19/news/ct-talk-huppke-obit-facts-20120419_1_facts-philosopher-opinion] In a mock obituary of the death of Facts, Rex Huppke shares how “facts grew up” from being about