Bulk Bag – by Merlin Mann

Five Things Kim Jong-Il Misses About Being Alive

  1. Playing Draw Something with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
  2. Looking at things.
  3. Angering Jack Donaghy by sending videos of his wife Avery feeding the Dear Leader Klondike bars with her feet.
  4. The NBA Playoffs on TNT.
  5. Never having to poop.

This is from the latest issue (#5) of the Bulk Bag Newsletter by Merlin Mann and Dan Benjamin. Published each Sunday, it’s a hoot. This issue is nothing but Top 5 lists submitted by the listeners to Back to Work

Other lists:

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  •  Five Words That Would Sound Great Only When Said by Morgan Freeman
  •  Five Most Awkward Things to Have in Your Safeway Basket While Standing in Line to Use the Self-Checkout Robot at 11:30 pm on a Tuesday
  •  Five Things I’ll Bet Can Be Hard for Pirates

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